Ain't no way to keep a band together. Bands come and go. You got to keep on playin', no matter with who.


I'm Guy Patterson, I'm from Erie, Pennsylvania, I'm in a band called The Wonders and we just cut a record, we're out here on the coast and I play the drums and I have all your records well not all of them but a lot of them but ah at least I did until some of them got swiped when I was stationed in Germany and you were playing in Germany at the time that I was stationed there, but you know what I couldn't see you because you were playing in Hamburg and I was stationed in Munich but I listen to your records and I think you're great.


There is a sheer competence to That Thing You Do!, a fim that is slightly overlong [1] but capable from start to finish. No beat is surprising; no scene is revelatory; everything moves with a grace and light-chuckle ease like a particularly well-maintained carnival ride. The surrounding cast are all doing a great job (especially Liv Tyler, who does her best with a script that requires her to sit around and do nothing but project and collect unrequited love); Tom Everett Scott gives an absolute lights-out performance that makes me surprised that this was not his ticket to a broader stardom.

Does this movie share any insights about fame, passion, or the human condition? Not really. There's a child-like sensibility to the entire thing, a refusal to budge from the American Storybook narrative arc that I at this point readily associate with Tom Hanks on either side of the camaera. But it is well-done, and provides relief, and purports to do little else than that. (And the title track is a banger!)


  1. I learned, in the process of writing this, that I watched the extended cut — a full forty minutes longer than the original release, so perhaps the egg is on my face. The forty minutes includes a bunch of content between Charlize Theron and her Herculean dentist beau (a plotline which provides nothing of importance), Howie Long as Tom Hanks' lover (which was, if inconsequential, at least charming), and a bunch of other fluff. ↩︎

★★★

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