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I just thought: "The more places I put pineapple, the more places he'll think I put pineapple."

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I'm Justin Duke — a software engineer, writer, and founder. I currently work as the CEO of Buttondown, the best way to start and grow your newsletter, and as a partner at Third South Capital.

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